The Truth About Chuck Norris is a hodgepodge of the best and most hilarious “facts” about the “world’s greatest human”. Since the dawn of time there has been Chuck and without Chuck there would be no us thus we should all learn about the bounty that is The Chuck.

We begin our tale by learning the origins of Chuck, of how he and God played rock, paper, scissors to figure out who got Earth, Chuck won by roundhouse kick. We then move on to the violent mating habits of the Chuck and find out that there was no Adam, only Chuck, Eve and Chuck’s fist. With countless eye-witness accounts about the size, strength and vitality of Chuck’s “manhood” it is often wondered how one could NOT love the Chuck.

Through countless roundhouse kicks to the face, I have come to realize that it really is all about the Chuck. The only reason for living is to speak of the glorious life of Chuck and his exploits and accomplishments. Please remember to not piss off the Chuck for Chuck does not hold back his physical power. Also it is wise to note that even though Chuck’s tears do in fact cure cancer do not try to make him cry, he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

The advices from this biography of facts about the holy Chuck are as follows: Grow a beard, build a shrine for the Chuck and be sure to offer up young maidens to it daily and always be alert for the Chuck is all-mighty. The Chuck knows where you live and has no problem taking your woman…repeatedly.

"Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits."

Beware the Chuck!

A hilarious read indeed and it will be in every home, on top of every coffee table and it shall breed into more copies so that it can be widely distributed via Christmas and birthday presents. It is deemed so by The Chuck.

Ian Spector, keep up the good work, I only wish that it was 4000 facts.

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Publisher: Gotham (November 29, 2007)
ISBN-10: 1592403441
ISBN-13: 978-1592403448
Buy the Book or Chuck will roundhouse kick you in the FACE!!!